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Today is Saturday July 4th 2009 and for todays post I wanted to sit down and acknowledge a couple of groups of people we should thank today. All of us know the story of our country gaining it’s Independence. What we precive to be a holiday for fireworks and family barbeques is really meant to honor all of our past, present and future troops, idealists, firefighters, police, doctors, scholars, and well everyone. Back in the late 1700’s it was a time of worryness just like we our today. Then they were worried about being taxed and persecutrd as we are worried about today. Our president Barak Obama is  doing the United States of America good. We are slowly turning out of economical hardships and handling our borders and combat zones in order. A couple of weeks we will hopefully be out of Iraq and right now we need to focus on us. So I salute the guy working two minimum wage jobs to support his family, the guy who pumps your gas (JERSEY), the waitress and batrtenders that serve you. The kid down the street that mows your lawn for 5 bucks so he can get some candy thats what this holidays all about. We need to teach the next generation that we are just like are founding fathers and they will face different but equally the same challenges in thier lifetime. in the words of Bon Jovi ” We got to hold on to what we got, it doesn’t matter if we make it or not, we’ve got eaach other, And that’s a lot for love we’ll give it a shot”   why this lyric i quote because most of us out thier our Living on a Prayer

Happy Fourth OF JULY TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Grand is a poker movie that spoofs all things about the poker world. With actors such as Woody Harrelson, David Cross, Cheryl Hines, Gabe Kaplan as well as poker pros like Phil Hellmuth, Phil Laak, and Doyle Brunson. The movie surronds a bunch of charecters that are aspiring to become the champion of the most prestigious poker tournament of the year. Woody Harrelson plays Jack Sparrow a loser in bets and is the owner of the Rabbits Foot Casino where the tournament is held. He enters the tournament to try to save the casino. The movie is not a great movie worthy of awards but is a synical look at a communiy that prides itself in serious nature. David Cross is hilarious in the movie and is quite honestly the best part of the movie. He plays Larry Schwartzman his sister Lainne “cheryl Hines” is a fellow professional who is favored by their father Gabe Kaplan. Cross is quirky and down right wrong. That being said It’s a definat see on cable for free. Don’t rent it unless you wanna waist 5 bucks that you could be spending toward see The New York Islanders and the number 1 draft pick John Tavares. I must say the Isles are back and will bring a cup home to Long Island sooner rather than later

Let’s Go ISLANDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was shocked. While flipping channels today I saw a movie I have not seen in years was on. This movie is one of my favorite movies of all tim. Heavyweights was a kids movie made in the 90’s It’s a movie about a bunch of fat kids who go to a summer camp. Bankruptcy forces the camp owners to sell the camp to a businessman who wants to turn the camp into a weight loss center so he can make money off of the kids. The movie is underated. The movie has Ben stiller playing Tony Perkis the new camp owner who wants to make an infomercial. The movie is not an Oscar type movie but it is a funny kids movie. One of my favorite songs is playing in the opening “Closer To Free” by The Bodeans. The movie has most of the kids that were in the mighty ducks movies. Most notably Keenan Thompson who currently now on SNL. If you were a kid growing up in the 90’s you loved this movie. Go to the store and check it out it is an amazing movie and it definitely withstands the test of time. Til tomorrow “Everybody wants to be cl0ser to free”

Many movies are made and a lot of them create one or two unforgettable lines. Writers and directors come up with impact lines that define a movie and those lines defin a generation of film and cinema. Some lines are seriuos some are goofy. Movies by Mel Brooks have many unforgettable lines. I was watching Blazing Saddles over the weekend and it inspired this post. Here are 10 of my favorite movies and my favorite line in each movie enjoy. (Not In Any Particular Order)

1)Blazing Saddles-”Whats That in Your Mouth” “Nuthim” “Nuthim ehy it’s Chewing gum I hope you brought enough for everybody”

2)Beerfest- “They make 10.000 bottles a day 45 walk off the assembly line I’m the asshole

3)Armed and Dangerous-”GIVE ME A QUARTER IT HELPS ME THINKS”

4)Rookie Of The Year- “Give em the high stinky cheddar”

5)Ace Ventura-”Do you have a mint perhaps some binaca”

6)Office Space-”PC LOAD LETTER WHAT THE F*^$ DOES THAT MEAN

7)Little Giants- “I use these for acid indegestion” “what are we gonna use them for” “INTIMADATION

8)Harold and Kumar “Did Doogie Hauser just steal my car”

9)Groundhog day-NED REYERSON BING!!!!!!!!!

10)Rounders- “It hurts dosen’t it your hopes and dreams dashed your fate sits right beside you that Ace could not have helped you I bet it all”  “Your right teddy the ace didn’t help me I flopped the nut strait.

These are a few lines I could go on forever. These are a few of my favorites. I always loved stupid comedies. Til next time see ya later

As much as I love movies you cannot forget about the role of television in society. Now news programs and learning networks do a great job of covering scientific discoveries as well as teaching people about dangers in everyday laugh. I am not a philospher or a teacher, So what am I gonna talk about STUPID FUNNY TV SHOWS.  My favorite tv show is the King Of Queens starring Kevin James and Leah Remini. The show is about a couple from Queens who are complete opposites. There often comical fights produce great zings. In one episode Carrie (Remini) calls Doug (James) FAT SAJAK. Another great show is King Of The Hill. Hank, Bobby, Peggy, LouAnne are great as well as Boomhauer, Dale Gribble, I als like the next door neighbor khan. He has a lot of hillbillies zings. Great as well as Cotton. He is the war hero that is Hanks dad. He’s an amazing character. I know all my ramblings our incohereant and irrational but oh well. My favorite shows of all time are Welcome Back Kotter, Home Improvement, Fresh Prince, Saved By The Bell, Boy Meets World, Family Matters. I grew up in the 90’s with Zack Morris, Steve Urkel and TOPANGA. If you are a man in the age range of 20-28 and you’re not totally in love with Topanga you’re nuts. HOTTIE ALERT I TAKE HER OVER KELLY KAPOWSKI, HOWEVER I WOULD TAKE STACY CAROSI OVER ANY OF THEM ANY DAY. anyhoodles love tv love movies. there is a cool show called speeders where they film cops pullingover speeders and shows what speeders will do to get out of a ticket. amazing just like Dog the bounty Hunter. South Park, Family Guy are also animated shows that have comical value. Yeah WOLF BLITZER AINT GOT NOTHING CORY MATTHEWS.

TOL NEXT TIME LATER

This one is an easy one but here we go

 1) BEN WRIGHTMEN

2) Teacher

3) Willie Garson

4) Boston

5) Lenny Clarke

6) Spring

7) LINDSAY MEEKS

FARRELLY BROTHERS

9) FENWAY

10) BASE BALL

11) RED SOX

12) COMEDY

13) THE TEAM NEEDS ME

14) YOU LOVE THE RED SOX BUT HAVE THEY EVER LOVED YOU BACK

15)YEAH I GOT YANKEE TOILET PAPER

16)DIE NAZI SPIN BITCH

17)JOHNNY DAMON YA GOT THE SWEETEST ASS IN THE LEAUGE

18)JIMMY FALLON

19)DREW BARRYMORE

20) IF YOU DON’T KNOW NOW YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MOVIE

AND THE ANSWER IS

IT WAS A HIT SO I’M BRINGING IT BACK

1) BASEBALL

2) TRIBE

3) HARRY DOYLE

4) MONTE

5) RACHEL PHELPS

6) TOM BERINGER

7) THE RESERVATION

JABOO

9) MOTORCYCLE

10) JUST A BIT OUT SIDE

11) CORBIN BERNSON

12) JAKE TAYLOR

13) WILD THING

14) YOU MAKE MY HEART SING

15) YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOVY

16) COME ON WILD THING

17) RICK VAUGHN

18) CLEAVLAND INDIANS

19) WILLIE MAYES HAYES

20) DON’T STEAL HOME WITHOUT IT

AND THE MOVIE IS…….

Here is a list of 20 Movies that I love and will suggest you see. These are in no particular order

1)Tin Cup- Great Golf Movie and an awesome sports love story. Love it live , and experience it

2)Major Leauge-One of the funniest sports movies ever made, With Wild thing and WILLE MAYES HAYES they cant lose. The cleavland Indians only way to win

3)Office Space-Great office movie a movie for everyone that has ever hated thier job so much that they despise the thought of work

4)Die Hard With A Vengance-In my opinion the best Die hard movie, Bruce Willis great as Mclain, Samuel L Jackson and definatly the best villan Simon (Jermy Irons)

 5)Slapshot-The greatest hockey movie ever made and the action sequences of play were amazing. One of Paul newmans best movies

6)Heavyweights-The greatest kids camping movie ever. Ben Stiller Hilarious and the start of some great young actors like Keenan Thompsan

7)Kill Bill-The movie was pure genious. David Carridene and Uma Thurman great preformances and some of the best fight scenes ever

8)Ladybugs-Who dosen’t like Rodney Dangerfield, better yet who dosen’t like Jonathan Brandis as a girl, better yet don’t you love Jackay

9)Grease- I know cliche but it was a great movie musical John Travolta and Oliva Newton John great on screen chemistry.

10)Ace Ventura-Awesome movie and the scenes of slapstick are pound for pound the best scenes ever filmed. there is no denying Jim Carry’s Slapstick

11)White Men Can’t Jump-Awesome b-ball movie and don’t you feel so good when Rosie Perez gets on Jeopardy. oh and “WE GOIN TO SIZZLER WE GOIN TO SIZZLER”

12)Scarface-Awesome action movie Al Pacino at his best. Tony Montanna great character “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND”

13)Bad News Bears-Great baseball movie greatkids movie. Walter Matthau great acting performance. Sponsored by Chico’s Bail Bonds

14)Back to the Future- Great movie Micheal J Fox and Christoper llyod. awesome plot and Biff gotta love Biff.            

15)Rounders-Awesome Poker movie. Matt Damon’s best performance. John Malkovich deserves an award for the role as Teddy KGB, Ed Norton, John Tutturo great

16)The Breakfast Club-Great movie great cast awesome principal. Hey did Barry Manilow raid your wardobe ”I’VE GOT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL BORN LIFE”

17)Ferris Bueller’s Day Off-Matthew Broderick when he was good and a great movie about the wonders of skipping school and having fun with your friends

18)Footloose- THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW DON’T SEE IT

19)Days Of Thunder-Best Tom Cruise movie yeah Top Gun was good but Days of thunder was ten times better just my opinon though

20)Dodgeball-Huge Vince Vaugh fan huge Ben Stiller fan and Justin Long’s big break Average Joe’s awesome STEVE THE PIRATE ARGHHHHH