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I was shocked. While flipping channels today I saw a movie I have not seen in years was on. This movie is one of my favorite movies of all tim. Heavyweights was a kids movie made in the 90’s It’s a movie about a bunch of fat kids who go to a summer camp. Bankruptcy forces the camp owners to sell the camp to a businessman who wants to turn the camp into a weight loss center so he can make money off of the kids. The movie is underated. The movie has Ben stiller playing Tony Perkis the new camp owner who wants to make an infomercial. The movie is not an Oscar type movie but it is a funny kids movie. One of my favorite songs is playing in the opening “Closer To Free” by The Bodeans. The movie has most of the kids that were in the mighty ducks movies. Most notably Keenan Thompson who currently now on SNL. If you were a kid growing up in the 90’s you loved this movie. Go to the store and check it out it is an amazing movie and it definitely withstands the test of time. Til tomorrow “Everybody wants to be cl0ser to free”

As a New York Islanders fan I knew in December that the Islanders wouldn’t make the playoffs. The National Hockey League playoffs are the most exciting games around. The intensity in the games are really high. The feeling that comes over you when you are at a playoff game is thrilling. There is nothing better than watching a game seven between two great teams fighting it out for the sports most coveted prize. The Stanley Cup has been raised by such greats as Maurice “Rocket” Richard, Mark Messier, Bobby Orr, Mike Bossy, and Wayne Gretzky to name a few. It’s about a group of players working hard day in and day out working to obtain one goal. There can be years when you pack your bags early and then there are years that can immortalize you as a legend. The playoffs start Wednesday and I can’t wait. Even though the Islanders will not be playing, I will be routing for Alexander Ovechkin and the Caps. Alex Ovechkin is making a case to be the greatest of all time. He has a long way to go and could be considered a future hall of famer based on his body of work so far. The Penguins are another team in the east to watch. Sidney Crosby is an amazing talent and with goalie Marc Andre Fleury this could be the year the cup goes to the Steel city. Many Canadian teams are in the playoffs Montreal, Vancouver, and Calgary are all trying to bring the cup over the border. The Rangers (WHO SUCK) have a very talented goalie in Henrik Lunquisdt and if they get hot they can take the cup back to the big apple. Boston is a good story and with a solid core they could bring the hardware to bean town. Five of the six original franchises made the playoffs. San Jose won the presidents trophy and with the most points in the league have to be considered a contender This is how I think the finals will be between the Chicago Blackhawks and the Washington Capitals lets see if I’m right.

Many movies are made and a lot of them create one or two unforgettable lines. Writers and directors come up with impact lines that define a movie and those lines defin a generation of film and cinema. Some lines are seriuos some are goofy. Movies by Mel Brooks have many unforgettable lines. I was watching Blazing Saddles over the weekend and it inspired this post. Here are 10 of my favorite movies and my favorite line in each movie enjoy. (Not In Any Particular Order)

1)Blazing Saddles-”Whats That in Your Mouth” “Nuthim” “Nuthim ehy it’s Chewing gum I hope you brought enough for everybody”

2)Beerfest- “They make 10.000 bottles a day 45 walk off the assembly line I’m the asshole

3)Armed and Dangerous-”GIVE ME A QUARTER IT HELPS ME THINKS”

4)Rookie Of The Year- “Give em the high stinky cheddar”

5)Ace Ventura-”Do you have a mint perhaps some binaca”

6)Office Space-”PC LOAD LETTER WHAT THE F*^$ DOES THAT MEAN

7)Little Giants- “I use these for acid indegestion” “what are we gonna use them for” “INTIMADATION

8)Harold and Kumar “Did Doogie Hauser just steal my car”

9)Groundhog day-NED REYERSON BING!!!!!!!!!

10)Rounders- “It hurts dosen’t it your hopes and dreams dashed your fate sits right beside you that Ace could not have helped you I bet it all”  “Your right teddy the ace didn’t help me I flopped the nut strait.

These are a few lines I could go on forever. These are a few of my favorites. I always loved stupid comedies. Til next time see ya later

While I was on a brief hiatous from writing I watched many movies. One of them being a movie called The Grand. It’s a movie about poker and the hilarious outings of the poker community. Actors in the movie include Woody Harrelson, Cherly Hines, David Cross, Ray Romano, Gabe Kaplan, Micheal McKeon, Jason Alexander and Hank Azaria. The movie is a spoofy movie. It’s stupid funny and ridiculous. There are many poker pros in the movie. Pro’s like Daniel Negranu, Phil Gordon, Doyle Brunson, Phil Hellmuth and Phil Laak. The movie was not worthy of an oscar but it was mildly amusing. Other poker movies like Rounders are more in the drama aspect as this one is a spoof. Woody Harrelson plays a casino owner who has a bad srug problem and is in trouble of losing his casino. I am a huge poker fan I love the game and it is a growing phenomenon if you never played poker I suggest you do because it is the most fun you will have. Have fun get out there and check The PPA (Poker Players Alliance) join the cause.