Jan 24 2009
RESPONSE TO AN EMAIL
I recieved an Email from a guy named Charlie who lives in Saskatoon Saskatchawan and his question for me was “What makes you laugh in a movie” so here areĀ 50 things that made me laugh in a movie
1)Bill Lumburgh
2)Jay and Silent Bob
3)Fake ass Russian Mobsters
4)Keannu Reeves as Bill
5)David Carridene trying to do comedy
6)John Travolta as a fat heffer
7)To Wong Fu
8)Annexation Of Puerto Rico
9)The Blob
10)Bob barker beating up Happy Gilmore
11)SHOOTER
12)Chackies
13)My pieces of Flair
14)Harry Plopper
15)Spider Pig
16) HA HA
17)Just A Bit Outside
18)YOU HAVE NO MARBLES
19)YOU WANT THE PITCHER TO PITCH FROM SECOND BASE
20)FUMBLE FUMBLIA FUMBLERUSKI
21)DEUCE BIGALOW
22)IT’S KINDA HOT IN THESE RHINO’S
23)60 PERCENT OF THE TIME IT WORKS EVERYTIME
24)JOANIE LOVES CHACHI
25)MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
26)I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN SAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE
27)SHE’S A MILF
28)DOOGIE HOWSER JUST STOLE MY CAR
29)YOU PLAY JAZZ FLUTE
30)I’M JUST A LOVE MACHINE
31)ONE WORD ZOOLANDER
32)I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND PISS EXCELLANCE
33)SAMIR NAGA NAGAN NAGAN WORK HERE ANYMORE
34)PC LOADLETTER WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
35)I DON’T HAVE THE SPADES
36)I’M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY
37)PORCHMONKEYS
38)WERE PLAYIN ON THE ROOF TODAY
39)YOU SUCK
40)IT’S COOL TO PEE YOUR PANTS
41)POLISH SAUSAGES
42)DENISE FLEMING IS A TAMPON
43)ARE YOU A ROBBER YEAH
44)CHICO’S BAIL BONDS
45)I’M ON MY GOD DAMN BREAK
46)LET’S PUT THE FOIL ON
47)JINKS LACKS THE OPPOSABLE THUMBS
48)COME ON FOCKER
49) ARE YOU TWO BROTHERS NO….. YES…. AWESOME
50)THIS CONCLUDES ARE BRADCAST DAY